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In August 2005, Blue
Meridian embarked on an 18 date tour of the United Kingdom.
The following is the "Tour Story" written by singer Donovan Lyman,
giving a colorful blow by
blow peek into what it's like to be a member of a band on tour. The
people, the places,
the fantastic moments and the unavoidable drama and friction. Whether
you're a fan of the
band or not, you may possibly enjoy the events that unfolded around
these real life characters.
and the actual captivating events listed here.
- Truman Joyner
THE BLUE MERIDIAN UK TOUR 2005
In late July I arrived in
Europe. More precisely,
Rome
by way of Amsterdam. It was rainy in
Amsterdam
and although it was fun catching up at a hash bar with an old friend, I
was excited to touch down in Italy. I was about to embark on my first
European tour, I was very excited about taking my music to another
continent, but my first focus was the birthday of my older brother,
[Journalist, Intellectual and Wine/Food Connoisseur Extraordinaire] Eric
J. Lyman and the chance to spend over a week in the amazing city of
Rome.

Within 200 yards of Eric's flat, which was built more than 400 years ago
and rising up around ruins that date back thousands of years: the Bocca
della Verita , the Forum, the Coliseum. In Rome, natives scratch
graffiti on monuments and structures older than anything in America. Not
so much out of a lack of respect for their nations public relics, but
for a lack of any contemporary surface. The cobblestone alley outside my
brother's apartment would have a red velvet rope around it in the U.S.
Over in Italy, it's just a walkway. The trip to Rome was an
unforgettable one, but this story is primarily about the tour and for
fans of my music, so we should probably advance to August 3rd the day I
touched down at Gatwick Airport, just south of London.
It was my fourth troubled flight in less than 2 weeks. This time the
plane was diverted north to the
Luton
Airport
due to a grounded plane with a flat tire clogging an important runway.
The flight eventually ended at Gatwick, but it was delayed nearly three
hours. I should note that Easy Jet didn’t hesitate to charge me 30 Euros
because my bag was 7 pounds overweight, but offered nothing in exchange
for the seriously delayed arrival of our flight. A couple Scotch and
Coke’s would have kept me quiet. A previous flight from Amsterdam to
Rome left the Blue Meridian merchandise bag (loaded with CDs and the
U.K. Tour shirts) lost in the abyss, not to be discovered until 30 days
later, (oddly enough at J.F.K. Airport in N.Y.C.) So far, no
satisfaction on that situation either. Flying can be a huge bother.
Perhaps man wasn’t meant to fly.

Assistant Tour Manager, long time Blue Meridian fan and Driver of the
bus, Geoff Semple, collected me from the airport and soon after, we
picked up Claire and Clara, Milton Keynes residents of the documentary
film crew at the train station in Crawley (Creepy Crawley as they call
it there). Claire was a curvy bleach blonde, who resembled a much
younger version of Stiffler's Mother from the film "American Pie." Her
and I had spent some time chatting about the documentary prior to the
tour. She was about 20 years of age and engaged in a seven year
relationship to a fellow back north. Clara was a thin, cute gal who
smelled of cigarettes and refused to flirt with anyone at any time, but
extremely pleasant in her ways. They both had their mitts full, lugging
video equipment off the train. Most of which they'd never get around to
using.
We organized back at Geoff's flat and met tenants Julie and Les. Julie
was a lovely, very Scottish looking lass who saw fit to tell me I "talk
too much" within moments of our arrival. I don't think I ever recovered
from that assessment in her eyes, no matter how quiet I was at times.
Les was a thin older fellow with a missing front tooth who would get all
red in the face when I'd say that Geoff resembled Private Pyle from
Kubrick's "Full Metal Jacket." I can usually see a movie or rock star in
anyone. It seems I can't prevent myself from outwardly comparing
people’s appearances to some celebrity. Flattering or not. The other
guys in the group weren't scheduled to arrive until the following day.
My first night in London as the only Meridian member consisted mostly of
pounding Stella tall boys and performing a few songs in Geoff’s kitchen
for the documentary. You have no idea how long I waited to perform a
Billy Bragg song for a room full of Brits. Surprisingly they fended off
open laughter while I sang in my best cockney accent.

On the 4th, longtime Blue Meridian alumnus, Chadwick Steinmetz (guitar)
and good friend and amazing musician, on loan from the band P.S.S.,
George Castells also touched down at
Gatwick
Airport.
Continental Airlines lost George's Bass Guitar (to be found later the
same day, thank God, as the tour began that very night in
Camden,
London). Makes you wonder what kind of order and intelligence runs
things in the mysterious underbelly of an airport. An airline courier
delivered the instrument to the house and in celebration Geoff proceeded
to make a few dozen raw bacon and butter sandwiches, wrapped in small
hot dog buns, for our trip. He stuffed them in a cooler and off we went.
Our
bus was a Ford Diesel, named by Geoff the “Scooby Bus” (don’t ask). It
had enough room to seat about 12 comfortably with enough extra space for
gear. The radio sucked, the seats didn’t recline, it rattled like a
landing allied airship that took too much shrapnel (or an Easy Jet) but
it would get us to where we needed to go. At first anyhow.
(continued)
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